Kidd Ketamine's Met Gala Recap
by Kidd Ketamine
When you do too much coke before the party…

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Your cool Aunt.

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Her pushy ‘roommate.’

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Your non-binary cousin.

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Hear me out: binding tape-control-tops as fashion?

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Gimmick.

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SPAM!

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*scam likely*

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#ad

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Forever this pose. (face-palm emoji)

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I can only dream of being so beautiful.

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Serving Kottage-Kore MISS Kitty @ Kentucky derby.

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G AND K!

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Bracing for the shit-storm that will be YE reacting to Pete in 3…2…1

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Always show up lookin like whoville garage dick…

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Support Black men.

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ASLUTS know your history! Honor TOP model slut AMBER VALETA!

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I don't care that his skin is aging like a handbag from FOSSIL, we fuckin.

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LOL…sis…

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I’m just tired y’all.
